Nevada Prostitutes Endorse Their Candidate For President


It’s official. The whores of Nevada have spoken. And they have officially endorsed their candidate for President of the United States.

Congratulations… (drum roll please)… Hillary Clinton.

Yes, the prostitutes at Nevada’s well known Moonlight Bunny Ranch have said they will caucus for Hillary in the Nevada primary. “Hookers For Hillary” have been big supporters of Mrs. Clinton since she first announced her candidacy. But they just made the endorsement this week, hoping to help Hillary avoid another crushing defeat by Bernie Sanders.


The Moonlight Bunny Ranch is located near Carson City. The Hookers For Hillary campaign was the brainchild of its owner, Dennis Hof. Hof is a colorful figure with a controversial background; only last year LA Basketball player Lamar Odom was found unconscious at the facility.

Despite the official endorsement, several of the prostitutes at the Bunny Ranch admitted that Dennis Hof pressured then to publicly support Hillary Clinton, but they will be caucusing for Bernie Sanders. Imagine that; even prostitutes can’t be strong armed into supporting Hillary.

I am sure that Gloria Steinem, Madeleine Albright, Gloria Allred, and the other feminists supporting Hillary couldn’t be prouder today.

Perhaps the endorsement makes sense. Prostitutes take money and provide a service in return. Similarly, Hillary Clinton has been receiving money from Wall Street donors, hedge fund managers, and unions in return for legislative favors. And like the johns in Nevada, Hillary’s donors are never disappointed.